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Even More Brilliant Quiz Show Answers!

27/5/2013

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Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
JT: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester.
- Beg, Borrow Or Steal, BBC2

Stewart White: Who had a hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I don't know.
SW: I'll give you some clues. What do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm.
SW: And if you're not weak, you're?
Contestant: Strong.
SW: And what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis.
SW: So who had a hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra.
- BBC Norfolk

Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
AT: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
AT: Wrong, sorry. Let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
AT: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.
- Late Show, BBC Midlands

Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what -- prison or the Conservative Party?
Contestant: The Conservative Party.
- Weakest Link (BBC2)

DJ Mark: What is the nationality of the Pope?
Contestant: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
- Beacon Radio, Wolverhampton

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.
- GWR FM, Bristol

Phil Wood: What's 11 squared?
Contestant: I don't know.
PW: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Contestant: Is it five?
- Phil Wood Show, BBC Radio Manchester

Richard Madeley: Which actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump.
- Richard & Judy, Channel 4

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
- Rock FM, Preston

James O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth... er... three?

Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for cherrypickers and cheesemongers?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
JP: No, regiments in the British Army, who will be very upset with you.
- University Challenge, BBC 2
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